donteatthedinosaur:

judgeable:

this is why i’m scared of snakes

It like when you twist up a lollie snake.



I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me—which became my YouTube channel. A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.



“That’s actually a running joke on set. Whenever someone’s like, ‘I don’t understand why my character would do this,’ or, ‘This feels awkward,’ the director — or whoever — will be like, ‘Guys, this is a show about werewolves. Just do it.’” —

Ryan Kelley [x] (via korydwen)

This is cringe-worthy not joke-worthy

(via raisesomehale)



"My last question is about your tweet. Your last tweet about your pillow." [x]



vulcains:

close ups ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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